So why should you care? Let me tell you this as slowly as I can:
If you learn the secret language of erotic novels, you can have more sex than anyone can dream.
You will then discover an extremely powerful way of communication with the opposite sex that’s only been used by the biggest seducers of the world.
OK, I know that last sentence is a bit corny but think about it. Guys don’t give a rat’s ass on erotic literature. They’d rather just drive a girl crazy until she finally gives in and agrees to have sex with them.
You can do it differently. Get a girl in comfort with you using skills, then switch to a sexual language that she’s already familiar with.
The more novels you read, the better you’ll get at this. It takes time to learn this (as with everything) but imagine how powerful it would be to be fluent in talking dirty.
A Few Excerpts
Ok, I know I’ve been talking so far so… I’m done. I’m gonna let the books talk for me. Here are a few excerpts from some of the best selling erotic novels on Amazon. That’s right, these books have been bought so many times BY WOMEN because they’re good.
I bet you’ll get horny just by reading a few sentences…
This first excerpt is from Naked by Raine Miller (Amazon link to the Kindle edition here):
I stood there after the door closed, my body still humming from the orgasm, my ripped underwear up around my waist, the warm trickle of semen starting to flow down my thigh and listned. The rap of footsteps following his retreat was not to my liking. Not one bit.
And here’s another one best seller, one that I read a long time ago: My Secret Garden by Nancy Friday:
The steam bath is empty. I don’t know this when I first enter,
wrapped in my towel that the gym supplies. The steam is so thick
I can barely find my way to one of the tiled seats, where I sit,
with my feet up, hugging my knees. As my body begins to sweat,
and my eyes become accustomed to the steam, I realize that I am
alone. I begin to fondle myself, to gently stroke myself with my
finger, reaching inside myself for the warm syrup that always
begins when I, or anyone touches me there. But I don’t need the
wetness from inside my body because the sweat and the steam
run down my legs and my pubic hairs, that whole area is
drenched.
OK, last one. This is from Fifty Shades of Grey: Book One of the Fifty Shades Trilogy:
Does this mean you’re going to make love to me tonight, Christian?” Holy shit. Did I just say that? His mouth drops open slightly, but he recovers quickly.
“No, Anastasia it doesn’t. Firstly, I don’t make love. I fuck… hard. Secondly, there’s a lot more paperwork to do, and thirdly, you don’t yet know what you’re in for. You could still run for the hills. Come, I want to show you my playroom.”
My mouth drops open. Fuck hard! Holy shit, that sounds so… hot. But why are we looking at a playroom? I am mystified.
“You want to play on your Xbox?” I ask. He laughs, loudly.
“No, Anastasia, no Xbox, no Playstation. Come.”… Producing a key from his pocket, he unlocks yet another door and takes a deep breath.
“You can leave anytime. The helicopter is on stand-by to take you whenever you want to go, you can stay the night and go home in the morning. It’s fine whatever you decide.”
“Just open the damn door, Christian.”
He opens the door and stands back to let me in. I gaze at him once more. I so want to know what’s in here. Taking a deep breath I walk in.
And it feels like I’ve time-traveled back to the sixteenth century and the Spanish Inquisition.
Holy fuck.
Taking action
You know how I always tell you 2 things, right? One is to pay attention. The other is to take action.
Well, when you read your first erotic novel, you have to pay extra attention to the language used.
First off, pay close attention to how the author describes the scene in detail. Notice how he pays attention to every little detail, no matter how small.
Secondly, look at how he describes body language. The characters and the scene are described so well that you almost feel like they’re right in front of you. Since he or she only have text to captivate the reader, they have to be awesome at describing situations and people.
Thirdly, pay close attention to the words used to describe the sexual act. Notice how the language is neither too vulgar nor too soft. Get used to it because it works. And you’re gonna start to like it as well, in time.
Lastly, have fun! Reading a spicy book can be entertaining, you don’t have to do it just because you’re trying to bed more women.
Enjoy!
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