Facts About Girls

Would it be better if she spoke in an extra low, low voice when she was attracted to you? Point well taken?.

#1 Her Voice

#2 She's A Rare Beauty

Actually she'd like you to think she is a NATURAL beauty. Don't you know, she was born that way?

#3 Her Boobs On Social Media

She has "boob intelligence", BUT she'd like to test yours.

#4 Pretty. . . Ugly

This is due to her thinking of herself as pretty (as she should), and it's a huge shock when people don't.

#5 It's Disney's Fault?

Disney has gotten criticized for this in the last decade, hence the creation of Frozen's queen Elsa, AND the resurgence of Maleficent. No more excuses girls..

#6 She's Picture Shy..

She gets all dressed up to HIDE. No pictures allowed!

#7 Fixing The Plumbing

At least she's trying, right? . . Actually she's passive aggressively wanting you to pay for a real plumber next time. It's a blonde's joke, and it's on you.