15 Things You Might Say While Getting It On That You Should Never Say Otherwise

People say the darndest things while getting it on. What might you say during a romp that you wouldn’t say otherwise?

15. I'm touching myself right now

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Awkward if said at any other time.

14. I love how your tongue feels

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Please don't blurt this out anywhere besides the bedroom!

13. You need a spanking

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People may mistake this for child abuse.

12. I can't wait for you to put it in

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If you say this somewhere else, you may get something weird shoved up you.

11. Harder, baby

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Don't get knocked out.

10. Get it deeper

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Not sure there's ever a need to use this under any other circumstance, but if there was ... don't do it.

9. Punish me

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Calling all '50 Shades of Grey' fans.

8. Tie me up

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PLEASE don't use this phrase anywhere else. I beg you.

7. Who's your daddy?

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No, just no.

6. Make me scream

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Not the movie....

5. Kiss me everywhere

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Naughty, naughty, naughty.

4. Bend me over

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Probably not good to say this in prison.

3. Eat me

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Believe it or not, there are cannibals out there.

2. Lick it

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Lick it good.

1. You're a handful in the bedroom

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And I quote 'Anchorman'.